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why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
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my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby
How old is she
one and a half
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how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….
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friendly reminder that
if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market
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